Monday,12 December 2011

 

 

FINALS.

Out of sheer boredom (and an intense dislike) for Business Analytics I decided to search "finals" on Google Images.
Found a light-heartedly amusing article that you can go to by clicking on the picture above.

Anyhow, I cannot believe I'm being sucked yet again into this deep dark blackhole.
You'd think that it gets easier as you proceed through the semesters.. Nope, not at all.
Junior year - I'm more than halfway through college -
and only more than ever, I'm fighting despondently for nothing less than an Aminus.
In fact, even an Aminus is not good enough -
because it means the Grade Point Average is cruelly tending towards a 3.7 like an evil asymptote.

DAMN FINALS.

You'd think the fighting's worth it, but try getting a Marketing prof
who puts crosses when you give BOTH the correct answers -
because she only wanted one.

Then also bring in a Business Analytics prof that puts such distracting quotes
and comic strips in his powerpoints that it's only during the end of the semester
that you realise you don't know nuts about the real class material.

Obviously I'm super jaded now.
(Leave this page if you wish)

Finals woes are compounded by a cracked and hence disfunctional laptop screen,
a roommate that plays / sings Christmas songs EVERY DAY (save me),
not enough coffee and milo to keep me going,
a violin teacher who keeps pestering me about violin and a meal (but can't you see I have FINALS?!?!)
(AND the last thing I want to do is mull over my "dystopia"?! Yes he calls it that and has been telling everyone I've dystopia..
Lol - I can't even be bothered to correct him; it's really very ironic)
and the prospects of Aminuses - or worse still, Bpluses..
oh I swear those will be the death of me.

As a typical angmoh would declare,
"I wish I were never born."

Dona Nobis Pacem.

I have 6 more credit hours to fight out -
in the form of a 24-hour financial modeling final,
a 20-page equity research paper,
and a Business Analytics in-class exam.

In three days all will be well.
Till then.. cheers.